Billions and Billions of American Voters Unserved
Dollar Menu-aires are a super-sized Swing Voter Demographic in the United States. Given their massive numbers, one might assume Dollar Menu-aires would flex their political girth and insist on having it their way in American Politics. Yet paradoxically, Dollar Menu-aires get less face time from Presidential Candidates than either Eccentric Billionaires or Millionaires.
You see, Dollar Menu-aires like their Politics the same way they like their food: processed, reheated and full of bullshit. In 2008, Presidential Candidates are catering to Dollar Menu-aires by churning out those yummy out of context half-truths that they traditionally serve up to American Voters.
After all, Dollar Menu-aires can be trusted to never look beneath the surface level of the empty Talking Points of Presidential Candidates.1
Whatever Dollar Menu-aires are served, they consume, regardless of small details like facts, truth or the ingredients of the special sauce?2
But in this Election Cycle, Dollar Menu-aires can have it their way by finding their Polling Location and ordering up a juicy new President on November 4th.
Will Dollar Menu-aires continue to buy these Unhappy Political Meals in 2008?
1 Especially after that unfortunate incident when Dollar Menu-aires looked at the Nutrion-aires Values
2 Is that mayonnaise, or John Edwards’ sense of irony?