0% of American Voters1
Racists have always been a powerful Swing Voter Demographic in American Politics. In this historic Election Cycle, Presidential Campaigns have recognized the importance of the Racist Vote, which is why they are riling up these bigoted Swing Voters.
Presidential Candidates like this Demo because Racists are so easy to manipulate. You see, unlike other Swing Voters, Racists don’t demand pork barrel earmarks or ask for specific Policy Initiatives in return for their support. All it takes is stereotyping, innuendo and fear-mongering…along with a healthy dose of ignorance. That’s a recipe that’s easy for a Presidential Campaign to propagate:
It is well known that without Racists, our Homeland would be overrun by Savage Indians. Thanks to this Demo, we can now peacefully coexist with Savage Indians2 by losing large amounts of money in their casinos.
Over the years, many Racists have reached the White House. It’s common knowledge that Grover Cleveland hated Peruvians, but did you know that President Cleveland caused quite the international hullabaloo when he refused to shake hands with the Ambassador from the Netherlands during an official state visit, calling him a “Dyke-Stuffing, Tulip-Sniffing Dandy?”
Racists even had their very own Political Party for a good portion of the Twentieth Century known as the “Dixiecrats.”3
These brave Racists split from the Democratic Party, which was not quite racist enough for them. Eventually, Racists allied themselves with the Republican Party.
But will Racists, against their better prejudices, run away from the Republican Party this year?
1 According to Exit Polling Data
2 In full disclosure, a big assist goes to Smallpox on this one. Admittedly, Smallpox is pretty racist
3 Dixiecrats also known as the “States Rights Democratic Party”, which was formed in order allow States the Right to continue being racist