100% of American Voters1
Back Seat Drivers are always a critical Demographic in Presidential Elections, and this has never been more true than in 2008.
Back Seat Drivers influence Elections by driving their chosen Candidate slowly insane with incessant complaining and nagging. Thanks to the annoying efforts of Back Seat Drivers, we now have seat belts, power windows that don’t close quickly, and steering wheels that no longer impale the driver upon impact.
You see, Back Seat Drivers have a core belief that our Government, by means of laws, ordinances, directives, bans, rules and regulations, has the ability to prevent anything bad from happening to anyone. For example, Back Seat Drivers support legislation that would require all Citizens in this country to be wrapped in industrial-strength bubble wrap, to prevent the Skinned Knee Epidemic that plagues our nation.
Will either Major Candidate propose enough programs, entitlements and redundant bureaucracy to secure the votes of Back Seat Drivers?2
1…who are your in-laws
2 No. Back Seat Drivers are voting for Nader. Duh.