[Disputed] % of American Voters1
Master Debaters are not technically a Swing Voter Demographic, because Master Debaters have already made up their minds about which Presidential Candidate they will support in 2008. Nevertheless, we submit that Master Debaters will still play an important role with Swing Voters this year.
We all know a few Master Debaters in our lives. Master Debaters think they are very intelligent, and they make sure that you are aware of it by regurgitating the Talking Points of whichever Candidate they support. You see, Master Debaters don’t really know much about Politics, but they are good at Rote Memorization, making it possible for them to assault fellow American Voters with the same focus-grouped phrases that we hear from Presidential Candidates.
Master Debaters perform a valuable public service every Election Cycle by helping the Candidates repeat the same meaningless phrases ad nauseam2 again until they become “truth.”
1 Lawsuit pending
2 Latin for something that has been repeated so often it induces vomiting