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Presidential Candidates are donating a lot of time this Election Cycle to secure the support of Anonymous Sperm Donors, an under-serviced Swing Voter Demographic in American Politics.
Presidential Campaigns find it difficult to reach Anonymous Sperm Donors,2 because they prefer to stay behind closed and locked doors. Nevertheless, Anonymous Sperm Donors are a fertile Swing Voter Demographic in 2008.
Although Anonymous Sperm Donors have only been identified as a Swing Voter Demographic since the early 1970’s, Sperm Donors have been in the fabric of American culture since the very earliest days of our nation. Everyone knows Thomas Jefferson was kind enough to donate his sperm to all of the female slaves on his plantation, but did you know that recent forensic research has determined that John Hancock left his own genetic contribution in the northwest corner of the Second Continental Congress?
Will Anonymous Sperm Donors inject themselves into the outcome of the Election in 2008?
1 This demo leaves no paper trail…try an infrared light.
2 Try Reaching Around