TBD% of American Procrastinators 1
Procrastinators are slated to be a hotly contested group of Swing Voters this year. Every Election Cycle, Procrastinators are amongst the most sought after Swing Voters, because Procrastinators remain undecided until very last minute.
But in this age of media saturation, you might wonder how it is that, with less than six weeks until Election Day, Procrastinators aren’t prepared for the national debate about our next President?
Well, first of all, Procrastinators were totally planning on being ready to decide on a Presidential Candidate, okay, but things came up. Procrastinators were going to do all the right things: they heard you can now find your polling place and register to vote online, but never got around to it. Plus, Procrastinators were going to fact check the Candidate’s Statements, but Procrastinators figured they’d just wait until the first Presidential debate to make a decision.
The big question everyone is looking to answer right now is, will Procrastinators actually show up on November 4th?
1 We have publicly called for a 9-11-Style Commission to determine the percentage of American Procrastinators.
2 Why not give Barr or Nader McCain’s spot?