?% of American Voters1
Ninjas are AWESOME! They lurk in the shadows, unseen and invisible to Presidential Candidates. In 2008, Presidential Campaigns are appealing to these Swing Voters to emerge from their super-cool hiding places and participate in the democratic process.
At one point in American History, Ninjas were only counted as 3/5 of a person!4
After decades of betrayal, backstabbing and sleeper-holds, many Ninjas have become disenfranchised by the Political Process. Stereotypically, Ninjas aren’t even registered to vote! And although no one knows exactly how many Ninjas are in our midst, ancient legend foretells that one day, Ninjas will rise up and finally exert their Political Power by showing up on Election Day.
1 The number of Ninjas in America is a closely guarded secret…guarded by more Ninjas.
2 It is whispered that Chuck Norris doesn’t provide health care to part-time Ninjas
3 To be frank, Ninjas prefer solitude…attempts at integration have been bloody disasters
4 The other 2/5 was lost in battle