.0000000000027% of American Voters
Godless Hollywood Liberals represent a tiny fraction of the American Electorate, yet every Election Cycle they enjoy disproportionate attention from Presidential Candidates of all political parties. This inverse relationship is attributable to several key factors.
First, Godless Hollywood Liberals are great at political rallies and press conferences due to their surgically enhanced, perfectly symmetrical facial features, inflated sense of self-importance, and blinding white teeth.
Also, thanks to the Godless Hollywood Entertainment they produce, this demographic controls large pools of cash that they funnel to Godless Liberal organizations like the ACLU and the Democratic National Committee.
Every Presidential Candidate knows that the cost of this financial support is constant, fawning attention.1 If they are don’t get what they want, Godless Hollywood Liberals will publicly threaten to move to a foreign country like Italy or Canada.2
But the most important reason Godless Hollywood Liberals will play a crucial role in the 2008 Presidential Election is that for some inexplicable reason, the American Voter cares what this demographic thinks. Perhaps this is due to the fact that 68% percent of Americans get their political news exclusively from either “Access Hollywood” or “The Daily Show.”
1 Personal emails help too.
2 You are not helping.