Top 50 Swing Voters – Full List

#50 – Hockey Moms - Demographic Power Play

#49 – Godless Hollywood Liberals – It’s All About Me

#48 – Baristas – Venti Voters

#47 – People with STDs – Burning For Change

#46 – Pirates – The Libertarians of the Sea

#45 – Dental Hygienists – Say Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

#44 – Women with Unfortunate Muffin Top Tattoos – Aim Here

#43 – Ninjas, Please…Vote!

#42 – Procrastinators – Bailing Out

#41 – Predatory Lenders – Flip This Vote!

#40 – Anonymous Sperm Donors – Swimming Against The Tide

#39 – Your Jewish Grandparents

#38 – Civil War Recreationists – If At First You Don’t Secede

#37 – Wall Street Pinkos – The People’s Hedge Fund

#36 – Master Debaters – Everybody’s Doing It

#35 – Pot Heads – The Forgotten Demo

#34 – Flip Floppers – Back Flip

#33 – Back Seat Drivers – Slow Down, You’re Voting Like A McCainiac!

#32 – Dead People – Rigorously Swinging Elections

#31 – Problem Drinkers – Joe Six Pack

#30 – Ambulance Chasers – There Are Two Americas… Plaintiffs and Defendants

#29 – Nudists – Sticking To The Issues

#28 – Grown Men Who Play Video Games – Natural Selection

#27 – Joe The Plumber – Presidential Crack

#26 – Racists – MeHarmony

#25 – Crazy Cat Ladies – Feral Voters

#24 – Sunday Morning Quarterbacks – Press The Nation

#23 – Secretly Gay, Outed Priests – One Vote Per Secret Life

#22 – Millionaires – Compound Interests

#21 – Eccentric Billionaires – Buying The Agenda

#20 – Dollar Menu-aires – Have It Your Way

#19 – Blasphemers – Hypocrisy Now!

#18 – Local Sports Team Enthusiasts – Go…Team!

#17 – Schizophrenics – The Ultimate Swing Voters

#16 – Chocoholics – No Longer Anonymous

#15 – Divorced People – Canceling Each Other Out

#14 – Tag Sale Enthusiasts – McCain Or B.O.

#13 – Ostensibly Impartial, Quasi-Journalist TV Personalities

#12 – People On The Terrorist Watch List – No-Fly On The Wall

#11 – Women with Osteoporosis – A Fractured Demographic

#10 – IL…ILIT….ERRR… Peepul Hoo Dont Rede Gud

#9 – Grizzled Veterans of Cold War-Era Conflicts

#8 – Cable News Junkies – Unbalanced

#7 – Celebutante Bloggers – NSF Democracy

#6 – People Born With No Sense Of Humor – Politically Incorrect

#5 – Porn Stars – Porn In The USA

#4 – People Who Believe It Doesn’t Matter Who Wins

#3 – Obese People – On A Roll

#2 – Mavericks – Wild Card

#1 – You – The Decider