0.5138008% of American Voters
Nudists are a lusted after group of Swing Voters in 2008. However, neither Party has been able to get a grip on the Nudist Vote so far. You see, Presidential Candidates cannot nakedly pander to Nudists, due to the unfortunate photo opportunities that would occur.
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Historically, Nudists have not voted in large numbers in Presidential Elections. This is due to discriminatory Pubic Decency Laws that disenfranchise Nudists from participating in the process.2
Indeed, Nudists have a long history of oppression in this country. Even today, most Nudists are segregated away from the rest of American Society, forced to live behind the walls of modern day ghettos known as Nudist Camps.3
But in recent years, Nudists have been turned on to Absentee Voting, allowing them to participate with their junk out.
Will Nudists swing the Erection in 2008?
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1 In this country, you have the freedom to vote however you please inside the privacy of the voting booth.
2 Pubic Decency Laws still on the books in most States.
3 Having to live with Fat Nudists is punishment enough, don’t you think?
Stumble It!
