100% of American Voters1
Given their physical limitations, Dead People are an extremely engaged Swing Voter Demographic, turning out to the polls every Election Cycle. Dead People have historically voted in large numbers in Presidential Elections. Presidential Candidates love this Demographic, because Dead People require very little pandering in order to secure their vote.2
In several key Swing States, Dead People will play a vital role in the 2008 Election. One of the Presidential Candidates hails from Arizona, which boasts the greatest rate of growth in Dead People of any state in the nation, with the exception of Florida.
Meanwhile, another Presidential Candidate calls Chicago home, a city with a strong tradition of Dead People turning out to the polls in impressive numbers.
One thing we know for sure is that whoever wins the majority of Dead People in 2008 will be the next President of the United States of America.
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1 Eventually…
2 Just a little voter fraud
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