73% of Female Voters1
Women with Unfortunate Muffin-Top Tattoos are good targets for persuasion in 2008, because this demo is still miffed about the last eight years under George W. Bush.
Don’t get me wrong, at first everything was great. In 2000, Women with Unfortunate Muffin-Top Tattoos really connected with Bush’s image: the Texas tough-guy fighter pilot with rich parents, a checkered past and a penchant for starting fights with smaller, wimpier nations.
After that DUI arrest while celebrating the 2004 Re-Election of Bush, Women with Unfortunate Muffin-Top Tattoos finally sobered up, quit smoking and tried to find a little stability in their relationship with the Political Process. So it’s totally understandable why Women with Unfortunate Muffin-Top Tattoos gained a few pounds in the middle of this decade.
But in a painful repeat of Cancun in ‘97, Women with Unfortunate Muffin-Top Tattoos sat by the phone as George W. Bush was screwing literally millions of other women in public.2 It was soooooo embarrassing, right there at the gas pump.
In 2008, will Women with Unfortunate Muffin-Top Tattoos be willing to get in bed with another Presidential Candidate?
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1 Who went on Spring Break in the late ‘90s.
2 and Men too!
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